Prepare yourselves, peasants! The gruff ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a power suit. Gone are the days of swamp dwelling his mire; Shrek has mastered the corporate world. He's the CEO of Fairy Tale Enterprises, ruthlessly crushing dreams. His fearful sidekick Donkey has become his PR guru, and Puss in Boots? He's t

Man, this gig really drains. I'm so dead I could just lay down. All I wanna do is drink some juice and stare at the wall for days. But first, gotta upload a few Lord Farquaad memes to celebrate the pain. Work is a real journey, man. The climb up the corporate ladder is merely a trek towards Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about drive,